Chapter 64: Abyss God! I bet there are no bullets in your gun!

"Yan Shuangying? Big shot, how about adding me as a friend?"

Seeing that the teenage-looking big shot was quite easy to talk to, the Ancheng branch director patted his chest and introduced himself, "I'm the director of the Ancheng branch of the Paranormal Affairs Bureau. My ID is—Fist Craves Combat#6969, a third-batch closed beta player, currently at level 27."

"Big shot, let's run a dungeon together sometime when you're free."

The coarse martial artist's enthusiasm made Wu Wang feel a bit flattered. He hadn't expected anyone else to be as thick-skinned and familiar so quickly besides himself.

Xiezhi, standing nearby, also stepped forward and said, "Xiezhi#110110. Once again, thank you for helping to deal with the calamity. I will faithfully record and report this matter. You will be a friendly friend of the Paranormal Affairs Bureau."

Obviously, he also wanted to add him as a friend.

Otherwise, there would be no need to blurt out their nicknames and serial numbers.

Unless they had matched into the same dungeon and could add each other face-to-face, adding friends required knowing both the nickname and the serial number simultaneously.

The two of you just met and rattled off your information like this. What am I supposed to reply?

Wu Wang suddenly realized a very important issue—he couldn't add friends.

A player's game ID could not be changed.

If he went to add the Ancheng director right now, the ID displayed would be Corpse Survivor.

Everyone was calling him a big shot.

And yet, when they added him, they would see Level 6.

Wouldn't that be awkward?

Things having reached this point, he could only brush it off using other contact methods for now.

"Sorry, it's not convenient for me to add..."

[Truth's Gaze (Passive): Fused and evolved]

[&%@# is contacting you through the Spirit Calamity]

[It has seen through your world once more]

[Account exception! Account exception!]

[Attempting to repair... Repairing... Repair failed... Second attempt... Repair fail*%#&&*%]

[Account restored to normal]

Before Wu Wang could finish his sentence,

the bizarre babbling of the Abyss God suddenly echoed in his ears, making his face turn pale and tremble all over.

The vertical red pupil on the inside of his wrist began to become more refined.

Its original appearance, resembling a child's stick-figure drawing, gradually gained a few more strokes, and the outer corners of the eye were outlined with the curved arc of phoenix eyes, elevating it to the artistic level of a junior high schooler copying from a reference image online.

It had evolved again!

Wu Wang remembered that after finishing Truant Officers, [Truth's Gaze] seemed to have fused and evolved once.

After that evolution, although no new effects appeared, he could clearly feel that the vertical red pupil caused trouble much more frequently.

Especially during that initial moment in [Chronicles of the Desolate Village], when he declared he would choke the Yin Marriage Saintess to death, only to find out she was his second older sister—an awkward moment indeed—the vertical red pupil had actually blinked to mock him.

After whatever it had fused with and evolved into this time,

it was becoming increasingly active!

"What... what is this? Abyss God, are you planning to evolve into a parasite or something?"

Wu Wang abruptly discovered that

his personal profile panel seemed to have undergone a slight change. Originally, the panel looked like a simple yellow background with black text, possessing the texture of a parchment Declaration of Independence.

Now, a strange red thread had appeared on this parchment, twisting and wrapping around the paper as if trying to stain it with some bizarre pattern.

An additional option had appeared in the upper left corner of the panel—

[Switch Account]

Wu Wang: "Ah?"

No way, bro! The Abyss God actually created an account for itself?

With an extremely unnatural expression, Wu Wang clicked on the [Switch Account] option.

[Player #00000]

[Level: ???]

[Please enter your nickname]

He was numb. Wu Wang was completely numb.

Spirit Calamity Game, what on earth did you repair?!

Is this really not a bug?

He had an inexplicable premonition that the vertical red pupil on his body was gradually acquiring independent consciousness, rather than remaining a mere mark.

Today it dares to create a smurf account!

Tomorrow it will dare to hack an account!

God knows what will happen after this thing undergoes a few more fusions and evolutions. It wouldn't want to hack his main account and replace him, would it?

However, the path of becoming a Spirit Calamity player and running dungeons was already unchangeable.

As he sped through dungeons step by step and grew stronger, the Abyss God mark would definitely reap better and better meals.

Its fusion and evolution would also become faster and faster.

The uncertainty would grow stronger and stronger.

Suddenly feeling like someone was pointing a gun at his head, every step Wu Wang took was a gamble that the other party wouldn't accidentally pull the trigger and kill him.

Having figured this out,

Wu Wang broke into a wide, crazy grin.

"Abyss God! I bet there are no bullets in your gun!"

Unknown danger, supreme existence.

So what?

Isn't it just a life? This lord is giving it!

The thing I lack the least is my life!

Then, he skillfully entered the account nickname.

[Player Nickname: Yan Shuangying #00000]

Abyss God! Let me borrow your account to play with for a couple of days!

"Big shot? Big shot? What's wrong with you?" The Ancheng branch director and Xiezhi looked at Wu Wang in bewilderment.

How come halfway through the conversation he started twitching, acting all scary like he was having an epileptic seizure?

If they hadn't known that this person was a ruthless character who took down the Yin Marriage Great Deity without taking any damage, the Ancheng branch director probably would have already called an ambulance by now.

"Oh, nothing. Just thought of something happy just now and shivered a bit. Let's keep talking. What was your name again... Fist Fucker, right?" Wu Wang snapped back to reality and blurted out subconsciously.

Ancheng Branch Director: "?"

No, big shot! When you shivered, you actually shivered twice? And the way you said my name, why does it sound weirder and weirder? Can those two words possibly pass censorship, dammit?

His words were always astonishingly bizarre.

Although Wu Wang uttered saucy nonsense that caused the other person's brain to crash, his hands quickly entered the two people's IDs and serial numbers into the friend list to add them.

Before the Ancheng branch director could retort,

he suddenly received a friend request.

Upon seeing the three characters [Yan Shuangying],

he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

So the other party was just joking; he actually remembered his ID after all.

They say the stronger the ability, the weirder the temper, and that experts all have some eccentricities. Seeing it today, it really is true!

This big shot's dark humor was simply too strong.

"Haha, you really love to joke. I didn't expect that you were actually 30... Huh? What the fuck!"

The Ancheng branch director was just about to praise the other party's level, considering that judging by the current situation, this person had to be at least a level 30 player.

Unexpectedly, three giant question marks were hanging there.

This also raised a question mark in his mind.

What the hell! What is this?

How could someone's level be question marks?

Xiezhi also wore a look of shock on his face as he exchanged glances with the Ancheng branch director.

This teenage big shot果然 was indeed extraordinary!

Having been players for so many years, they had never encountered such a bizarre situation.

There were indeed items in dungeons that could hide one's level, but that was targeted at stranger players!

How could anyone hide their level on their friend list? Wasn't this equivalent to modifying the game system?

"We've added friends, and we've slain the Yin Marriage Great Deity. We can barely be considered to have shared a classroom and shouldered rifles together. Now let's talk about some adult topics," Wu Wang said, lowering his voice.

Hearing this, Xiezhi's expression became slightly unnatural.

The Ancheng branch director's expression, on the other hand, became brilliant.

Sharing a classroom, shouldering rifles... what came next? Naturally, it was whoring!

He hadn't expected the big shot to be so down-to-earth!

That's right, no matter how powerful a player was, they were still human after all; they had to have some needs.

"Easy to talk about, easy to talk about! How about we head back to the city first so I can make arrangements?" the Ancheng branch director laughed. "What kind of adult topic do you plan to discuss, big shot?"

"Have you guys watched the latest Youth Study?" Wu Wang asked with an unblushing face.

Ancheng Branch Director: "?"

Xiezhi: "?"

No, bro! Is this what you call an adult topic? Do you really take yourself for a college student who just turned adult?

Seeing their expressions become more and more colorful, Wu Wang patted the other's shoulder cheerfully and said, "Just kidding. I want to ask which batch of closed beta this is currently. Because of special circumstances, I haven't been in contact with the outside world for a while. Please forgive me, you two."

If you're going to put up a front, you have to make it unfathomable!

Package yourself as the image of a reclusive master!

When the other party introduced themselves earlier,

he had heard the phrase "third-batch closed beta player" crystal clear.

Wu Wang planned to extract some information from these two Paranormal Affairs Bureau directors first.

Information that was commonplace to their high-tier circles,

but information that a low-tier player like himself ought not to have access to.

For instance: matters regarding the Spirit Calamity game itself that could not be checked within the app.