Chapter 38: Luna Is a Mature Beauty? I Hoisted Her Up and Stripped Her of All Her Supplies
"Ding, ding, ding!"
Red Wolf frantically mashed the distress signal button, sobbing, "Big sister, they threw my corpse into the toilet!"
"Huh?" Luna froze, rotating her camera to check the direction of the call before turning to Forever Yao Yao. "Boss, it seems they really did throw Wolf Sister into the toilet!"
"Those absolute animals!" Forever Yao Yao cursed. "Don't cry, little sister. Big Brother is bringing Luna over to get revenge for you right now!"
In the live stream chat:
*Mortal Demon Cultivator:* "I'm dying of laughter. Old Yao was going to feed the three of them to the crocodiles, but the Commander just casually tossed his teammate into the toilet!"
*Dam Crazy Dragon:* "Correction, upstairs: the idea was Li Yishu's. The Commander is a man of dignity!"
*Roadside Stray:* "Doesn't matter whose idea it was—Wolf Sister's corpse is definitely going to stink now!"
*Reborn Dragon Overlord:* "Not gonna lie, Wolf Sister has a terrible mental state. She's already crying after just getting beaten!"
*Uncle Loves Pretty Boys:* "The little girl is wearing a Liu Tao, holding an M14, gets toyed with by a standard-issue shield dog, and then blows herself up with her own hand cannon—how could she not cry?"
Forever Yao Yao and Luna crept up from the basement. Upon reaching the staircase of the West Building, Luna peeked aggressively, testing the enemy's lines of fire.
Heize, stationed in the computer room on the second-floor balcony, had his AW raised, ready to aim. However, Luna was nimble, moving in and out with lightning speed. Heize couldn't find an opening. Moreover, the AW only had two bullets left; he had to conserve ammunition.
Heize commanded, "Little Swallow, jump onto the table and peek him!"
"Me?" Little Swallow asked.
"Are you afraid?" Heize countered.
Little Swallow whispered, "I... I'm a bit scared of the Commander. Just a moment ago, when I pushed the basement stairs, Red Wolf took me out instantly!"
"What the hell?" Heize barked. "You're playing a shield dog, what are you afraid of?"
"Exactly!" Li Yishu added. "Little Swallow, you're the man who's going to clear out the North Dam! You aren't even afraid of Old Sai, so why are you afraid of a Luna?"
"Take him down!" Heize roared.
"Take him, take him, take him!" Little Swallow yelled, leaping onto the table and shaking his shield frantically.
Li Yishu urged, "Little Swallow, use the voice chat to taunt him!"
"No problem!" Little Swallow shouted, immediately activating the Deep Blue voice system.
"Alright, stop making a fool of yourself here!"
"Go home; at least you'll keep your life!"
"Have you decided what to carve on your tombstone yet?"
Down in the basement, Luna said, "Boss, did you hear that?"
"They're mocking us!" Forever Yao Yao replied. "Give me your gun, I'll shoot, and you cook a grenade!"
"Understood, Boss!" Luna immediately dropped her M14.
Forever Yao Yao picked up the M14, tossed the AW to Luna, and peeked to survey the enemy. Seeing Little Swallow standing on the computer desk, she opened fire immediately.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
The bullets roared.
"Little Swallow, shake it!" Li Yishu bellowed.
"Shaking, I'm shaking, shaking and shaking!" Little Swallow rocked his shield wildly.
The bullets couldn't hit his observation slit. Little Swallow became excited. "Come on! Come on! Come on! Hit me! If you hit me, I'll just keep shaking—shaking, shaking, all the way to Grandma's bridge!"
The next second, Luna appeared, holding a cooked grenade, and lobbed it directly toward the second-floor balcony computer room.
"Boom!"
The grenade exploded right over Little Swallow's head.
"Holy shit!"
Little Swallow's screen went black from the blast, and he scrambled back in terror. Almost simultaneously, Heize pulled the trigger.
"Bang!"
The AW struck true, dropping Luna to the ground.
"Nice shot!" Li Yishu praised.
"Commander, great shot!" Little Swallow said excitedly. "That grenade didn't go to waste!"
"Trying to trick us?" Heize immediately switched to his M14 and shouted, "Charge!"
"Charge!"
Little Swallow and Heize raised their shields and sprinted from the stairs, while Li Yishu ran to the ladder and jumped to the first floor.
Three people, two directions, simultaneously storming the West Building basement. Forever Yao Yao immediately threw a blinding smoke grenade at the stairwell.
"Sister Luna, crawl down! Quickly, crawl down!"
Luna replied, "Boss, they're all three rushing in together, there's no saving me!"
By now, Forever Yao Yao was regretting her choice. If she had been playing a Weilong, she could have used the Tiger-Crouching Cannon and C4 to suppress their movement, perhaps gaining a chance to save her teammate. But as a female Medic, it was hard to counter a shield dog's charge.
Red Wolf chimed in, "Boss, why don't you come up the ladder and save me in the toilet first?"
Luna added, "My guns are all on you, don't let them strip me!"
"Fine, Sister Luna, wait for me to come back!" Forever Yao Yao released a swarm of Firefly drones into the stairwell and sprinted toward the ladder.
Moments later, the trio descended the stairs. Little Swallow, shield raised, rushed down. "Commander, I don't see Old Yao, only the female escort, Luna!"
Heize asked, "She ran away?"
Li Yishu noted, "There's noise by the ladder. She must have gone upstairs to save Red Wolf!"
"Playing guerrilla warfare with us?" Heize said. "Strip Luna first!"
Little Swallow glanced at the chat and immediately said, "Commander, the brothers say this Luna is a mature woman wearing black high heels, and that her feet are fragrant—let's be a bit more violent!"
"Bullshit, how can feet be fragrant?" Heize aimed his scope at Luna's feet.
"What's so special about a black-clad mature woman? Pick her up and strip her!" Li Yishu finished, stepping forward to deliver several shield bashes. He killed Luna, turning her into a corpse, and promptly hoisted her up.
"Holy shit!" Heize burst out laughing.
"Yishu, you're a real beast!" Little Swallow didn't hesitate, stepping forward to strip Luna. "I can't do it, I can't reach inside, Commander!"
Li Yishu dropped the corpse to the ground.
"Start stripping!" Heize roared.
The three of them surrounded Luna's remains, frantically looting. Heize took Forever Yao Yao's Liu Tao, and Li Yishu took Red Wolf's. The Liu Tao on Luna's body went straight to Little Swallow.
Helmet, armor, gun, chest rig, backpack—even the dog tag was taken by Little Swallow.
Little Swallow said excitedly, "Commander, Luna has been stripped clean!"
Heize said, "Then what are we waiting for? Let's go up and finish off Forever!"
"Let's go, let's go, let's go!" Little Swallow shouted. "Let them know the true power of the Liu Tao!"
The three split into two groups again. Little Swallow and Heize took the stairs, while Li Yishu took the ladder. Pincer movement engaged, heading straight for the second-floor balcony computer room.
At this moment, Red Wolf had just been revived. She grabbed the medical supplies and surgical kits Forever Yao Yao had borrowed from Luna and was frantically healing.
"They're here, they're here again!" Forever Yao Yao warned. "Quick, follow me, jump out of the balcony computer room!"
The two sprinted into the room. Forever Yao Yao said, "Little sister, you jump first, I'll provide cover!"
"Understood, Boss!" Red Wolf jumped from the second-floor balcony and bolted toward the West Building.
At the same time, the trio arrived. Forever Yao Yao threw a blinding smoke grenade and jumped from the balcony as well.
Heize noted, "They both jumped."
Li Yishu, familiar with the terrain, was momentarily blinded by the smoke but navigated by instinct, performing a blind jump off the balcony.
As he landed, the blindness faded. He happened to see Forever Yao Yao sprinting toward the entrance of the West Building.
Forever Yao Yao heard the footsteps and turned to fire, but Li Yishu countered with a grappling hook.
"Hooked her!"