Chapter 39: Li Yishu Destroys Body and Soul; The Boss’s Box Must Be Fed to the Crocodiles
"Thump!" Li Yishu landed a direct shield bash, knocking Yongyuan Yaoyao to the ground. "Officer, come quick!"
"I'm lost!" Heize replied. "I can't see anything!"
Xiaoxiaoyan choked out, "Officer, you're stepping on my toes!"
"Huh?" Heize asked. "Really?"
"Uh?" Xiaoxiaoyan corrected, "It’s my foot digging into yours!"
The two were trapped in the balcony’s computer room, unable to find an exit, while outside the Administrative West Building, Li Yishu was raining down savage shield blows upon Yongyuan Yaoyao.
In the live stream chat:
*Gini Is So Beautiful:* "I’m dying of laughter. The Officer and Xiaoxiaoyan are so blinded by the smoke grenade they can’t even tell friend from foe!"
*I Am Seriously Handsome:* "The Officer and Xiaoxiaoyan are stepping on each other's toes, while Yishu is busy beating the enemy to a pulp!"
*Wind Chills the Eggs:* "I don't fear a god-like opponent; I fear a teammate like Xiaoxiaoyan!"
*Impossible:* "Little Yishu is a beast. He navigated the blinding smoke and still managed to jump off the balcony in a split second!"
*Brother Wei:* "Let’s be honest, if not for Yishu, this team would have fallen apart!"
As the smoke began to dissipate, Heize vaulted over the balcony. He fired his weapon in mid-air before landing in a tactical prone position.
"Officer, what a shot! That tactical prone move was pure detail..." Xiaoxiaoyan roared with excitement.
But Heize fell silent. He realized that Yongyuan Yaoyao had already turned into a loot box.
"Dead?" Heize asked.
"Dead," Li Yishu confirmed.
"Damn it!" Heize was struck speechless.
"Didn't the Officer kill him?" Xiaoxiaoyan asked.
Heize: "Uh..."
Xiaoxiaoyan immediately chimed in, "Little Yishu, have you forgotten your place? Why are you stealing the spotlight from the Officer at a time like this? You’re so tactless!"
Li Yishu: "Huh?"
"Xiaoxiaoyan, shut your mouth!" Heize bellowed. It was embarrassing enough that he had been unloading his clip into a loot box; hearing Xiaoxiaoyan speak made it even more humiliating.
In the live stream chat:
*Clutch Your Residency:* "The Officer’s performance was ferocious, but when he opened his eyes, all he saw was a box!"
*Black Fish Walk:* "Xiaoxiaoyan really wants to cover for the Officer, but his 'help' hurts more than a stab in the back!"
*Girl, You Have Holes:* "I’m starting to suspect Xiaoxiaoyan is an undercover agent, constantly mocking the Officer!"
*Bird Lulu:* "Officer, Yongyuan Yaoyao said he wanted to carry the three of you off like loot boxes to feed the crocodiles. Can you tolerate that?"
*Dog Bee Doctor:* "That's right! Take this womanizing old demon's box and feed it to the crocodiles!"
Xiaoxiaoyan added, "Officer, look at the chat. The brothers say he wants to feed the three of us to the crocodiles. Can you stand for that?"
"Damn it!" Heize cursed. "Wearing Liu Tao armor, bringing two female bodyguards to the Pruba base to kick people around, and now he wants to treat us like roadkill? Kill them all!"
Xiaoxiaoyan carried his shield to the front of Yongyuan Yaoyao’s loot box, looted it, and exclaimed excitedly, "Officer, there’s an M14!"
Heize asked, "What's your current gear?"
Xiaoxiaoyan replied, "Liu Tao armor, dual pistols!"
Li Yishu added, "Dual pistols and Liu Tao armor!"
Xiaoxiaoyan declared, "Officer, the tide of battle has turned!"
"Female bodyguards? Roadkill!" Heize said.
"Exactly, let's kick them to death!" Xiaoxiaoyan agreed.
Li Yishu spoke up, "Officer, I have an idea!"
"Go ahead," Heize said. "What kind of devious plan is it?"
"Huh?" Li Yishu asked. "Officer, how did you know?"
Heize laughed.
Xiaoxiaoyan said, "You’re full of mischief. The moment you open your mouth, the Officer knows you’re about to wreak havoc!"
"Uh?" Li Yishu said. "I feel like we’ve already stripped Red Wolf and Luna clean; there’s nothing left to take!"
"True," Heize nodded.
Li Yishu continued, "So, I suggest we carry Yongyuan’s loot box to the riverbank to feed the crocodiles, and let the two female bodyguards chase us. Let them watch with their own eyes as their boss's box gets chewed up by crocodiles!"
"Holy crap!" Heize exclaimed. "That's ruthless!"
"That’s truly killing the heart after the body!" Xiaoxiaoyan added.
"Do it, do it, do it!" Heize ordered. "I’ll provide covering fire, you two take turns carrying the box!"
"I'll go first!" Xiaoxiaoyan hoisted Yongyuan Yaoyao’s box and started running. Heize covered them with his weapon, while Li Yishu held his shield behind Xiaoxiaoyan. The three of them strolled out of the administrative building with swagger.
Meanwhile, Red Wolf, who had escaped earlier, had reached the basement and successfully revived Luna.
Luna shook her head and said regretfully, "Little sister, you didn't have to save me."
Red Wolf pouted through the screen, "I only had an Uzi with white bullets; I couldn't win a fight. Besides saving you, sister, there was nothing I could do!"
"It's too shameful. The boss was turned into a loot box, and the two of us were stripped bare," Luna’s voice was calm, yet it sounded more painful than crying.
At that moment, Yongyuan Yaoyao suddenly spoke up, "It's fine, it's fine. It's just a game, sister, please don't say that!"
In the live stream chat:
*Guanshan:* "Laughing so hard, the old demon is performing a corpse resurrection!"
*Sister Reward Me:* "Just now, little sister Red Wolf was beaten to tears by Yishu, and now sister Luna’s panties have been looted by Xiaoxiaoyan!"
*I Love Ghost Stories:* "The one above isn't the scariest part. The scariest thing is Yishu saying he’s going to carry the old demon's box to the river to feed the crocodiles!"
*I Am A Little Hater:* "Old demon, hurry and tell Wolf and Luna to go to the riverbank and watch your box!"
*Heavenly Way:* "Hilarious, the boomerang has come back to hit the old demon himself!"
Yongyuan Yaoyao, seeing the chat, was stunned. "What? Carry my box to the river to feed the crocodiles? Who the hell is Li Yishu? This guy has no humanity!"
"Huh?" Red Wolf asked. "They aren't even sparing the boss's loot box?"
Luna: "This..."
Yongyuan Yaoyao said, "Log out, log out, let's just log out!"
"No!" Luna’s tone was firm and domineering. "We cannot let the boss suffer such humiliation!"
"That's right!" Red Wolf agreed. "I still have an Uzi, and sister still has a sniper rifle. We have backup ammo!"
"They even left you backup ammo?" Yongyuan Yaoyao was baffled.
In the live stream chat:
*196 Big Guy:* "Too funny, they are so thoughtful! Not only did they take your guns, but they even left you the ammo!"
*Chang'an Flowers Fade:* "I’ve got to say, the Officer really takes care of the two little sisters!"
*Mosquito Swatter King:* "Old demon, stop struggling. Just wait to be whipped in the afterlife!"
*Ah Zhen, Are You Serious:* "As expected of Mozi’s ex-boyfriend, little Yishu doesn't let anyone off the hook!"
*Born Youth:* "If we're talking about lacking humanity, it's definitely little Yishu!"
The act of carrying the box to feed the crocodiles completely ignited the fury of the two female bodyguards. Even with tattered armor and rotten guns, the two were determined to fight to the end.
Luna said, "Boss, just wait. We will definitely avenge you!"
"Exactly!" Red Wolf added. "This is too much bullying. Even I, a girl, can't stand it anymore. I'm going to take them down and feed their boxes to the crocodiles!"
Yongyuan Yaoyao: "Uh... well..."
"Let's go!" Luna roared, leading the charge out of the basement, with Red Wolf following closely behind.