Chapter 41: You Are the Gods of the Dam; Is Auntie Jimao’s Sewer Clogged?

The three of them raised their shields and spread out.

The Crocodile opened its massive, blood-red jaws and bit Luna to death in a single snap.

"Run, sister, hurry!" Luna roared.

Red Wolf scrambled to his feet and bolted. He hadn't even gone three steps before Li Yishu landed a clean shield bash.

"Thud!" Red Wolf hit the ground again.

Li Yishu called out, "Brother Crocodile, hurry, come over here, quick!"

Heize cheered, "Good job, little Yishu!"

Xiaoxiaoyan: "What the hell?"

In the livestream chat:

Night Demon: "I am literally laughing my head off. Red Wolf popped his ultimate and still couldn't escape? What kind of monsters are these three?"

Nan Gengqiu: "Three guys versus two girls—the chaotic battle of the year!"

Brother Wei: "Even though you shouldn't be cruel to your prey, this is just so satisfying to watch!"

Knife-Runner Mai Xiaolong: "When it comes to being absolute menaces, no one beats little Yishu!"

Trash Delta: "Red Wolf and Luna are so traumatized, they probably won't dare set foot in the Dam for the next six months!"

The Crocodile was tearing frantically at Red Wolf.

"Waaaah, waaaah, waaaah!" Red Wolf cried hysterically.

Always Yaoyao said, "Sister, stop crying, don't cry anymore. We’re not playing the Dam anymore, not ever again!"

In the livestream chat:

Crayon Splits: "So you finally know you were wrong?"

Century Egg and Lean Meat Porridge: "I'm dying of laughter. Only after the Crocodile was biting her face did she finally admit she was wrong!"

No Mood: "A pig only learns to turn when it hits a tree!"

Wang Dameng: "Sanctions effective! Old Yao swore she's never playing the Dam again!"

Sugar Pig: "Rejoice, everyone! Thank you, Commander, thank you Xiaoxiaoyan, and thank you little Yishu for delivering such a fierce punishment to Old Yao!"

Soon, Always Yaoyao and her two female escorts returned to the Special Operations Bureau.

Luna: "Sorry, Boss. I'm not a qualified escort. I'm leaving the party. I'll have customer service process your refund later!"

Always Yaoyao: "Sister Na, don't go, don't quit, please!"

"I'm quitting too, Boss. I'm sorry, I'm just too clumsy!" Red Wolf said before immediately leaving the party.

Looking at the empty team interface, Always Yaoyao fell into a heavy silence.

In the livestream chat:

Sunny Days: "I'm laughing so hard I might wet myself. Even the female escorts were beaten into running away!"

Gulu Gulu: "Little Yishu is really going off. This isn't just bombing the squad; he bombed the boss herself!"

Quit the Game: "Another day of shameful livestream ending!"

Dam Parkour Boy: "Just go back to Top Secret Aerospace. The water at the Dam is too deep; it’s not for you!"

Delta Femboy: "Old Yao only knows how to bully guys like Menggong; the moment she meets the big shots, she turns into a lamb!"

The next second, the livestream cut to black. Always Yaoyao hadn't even said goodbye to her fans.

The furious fans immediately flocked to Heize's livestream, flooding the screen and sending gifts.

Heize glanced at the chat: "Commander, you three scared away both the female escorts, and Old Yao swore she'd never play the Dam again and just shut down her stream. Commander, you three are the gods of the Dam!"

Xiaoxiaoyan said, "Commander, I think the fans are right!"

"Exactly!" Li Yishu nodded.

Heize laughed, "Brothers, no need to send gifts, really, don't bother. Just click the follow button; please don't spend impulsively!"

Xiaoxiaoyan continued, "I mean, look at it—a boss, bringing two female escorts, running around the Dam with dual pistols, kicking everyone she sees. How are new players supposed to play? They deserved a heavy sanction!"

"Exactly, exactly!" Li Yishu agreed.

Heize said, "Alright, let's extract, you two."

Xiaoxiaoyan said, "Commander, let me loot for a second. The young lady's death box smells so good!"

"Is that really what you want to loot?" Heize roared.

Li Yishu chimed in, "The Commander can see right through your little schemes. You clearly just want to sniff their feet!"

"Bullshit! Little Yishu, stop slandering me!" Xiaoxiaoyan jumped up in a panic. "I... I just wanted to get my gun back!"

Heize: "Oh?"

"I get it!" Li Yishu said. "Guns touched by the young ladies are extra fragrant, right?"

Xiaoxiaoyan: "Huh?"

In the livestream chat:

Capybara: "I'm dying. When Yishu said Xiaoxiaoyan was putting in work behind the Crocodile, he didn't deny it, but now that it's about sniffing a girl's box, he's desperate to explain!"

Captain Dragonfly: "Xiaoxiaoyan, you're acting real suspicious!"

User 13442453: "Damn, does he really need to be this serious about it?"

The Tide Rises Again: "Something's off. There's a big problem here!"

Seaside Home Builder: "Xiaoxiaoyan's seriousness is terrifying!"

Seeing the comments, Heize couldn't help but laugh, then said, "Let's go, let's go!"

Xiaoxiaoyan hurriedly chased after Heize: "No, Commander, little Yishu is slandering me!"

Heize said, "Oh, what's this about slander? 'A fair lady, a gentleman's quest'—this is all perfectly reasonable, isn't it?"

"Commander, since you put it that way, I'll accept it!" Xiaoxiaoyan said.

Soon, the three of them reached the West District Highway and successfully extracted.

Back at the Special Operations Bureau, Heize said, "Thanks for the gifts, brothers. I'll give out ten more Deluxe Edition passes. Let's chat for a while, and once the lucky bags are claimed, that'll be a wrap for today's stream!"

"Yes!" Xiaoxiaoyan added, "It's getting late, brothers, time to get some sleep!"

Heize said, "Xiaoxiaoyan, little Yishu, you two summarize today's gains and losses!"

Xiaoxiaoyan said, "Commander, I think little Yishu is becoming less and less serious!"

"Are you still holding a grudge?" Heize asked.

"Am I the kind of person who holds a grudge?" Xiaoxiaoyan retorted. "He didn't add me on WeChat, and I'm not even holding a grudge!"

"Is that so?" Li Yishu said. "Why didn't I know about this?"

"You're still saying you don't know? You're lying!" Xiaoxiaoyan said. "I'm going to earn a hundred million Hav Coins."

"Huh?" Li Yishu laughed. "Was that dark-skinned guy you?"

"Me?" Xiaoxiaoyan said, "Commander, look at him... he admitted it!"

"Misunderstanding, a misunderstanding!" Li Yishu said. "Add me after the stream, I'll definitely accept!"

"I'm not adding you anymore!" Xiaoxiaoyan said haughtily.

Li Yishu said, "That's fine, I'll add you, Young Master Yan!"

"That's more like it!" Xiaoxiaoyan said. "Commander, I'm done!"

"Little Yishu, your turn!" Heize said.

Li Yishu said, "At this very moment, I feel like reciting a poem!"

Xiaoxiaoyan said, "Recite, recite, recite, hurry up!"

"Ahem!" Li Yishu cleared his throat twice and began: "I am a steed of a thousand miles, running across the vast grasslands, galloping, swaying. As I ran, I met the Commander, I met Xiaoxiaoyan. We conquered the big sister at the Dam, crushed Bruce at Aerospace, and sanctioned the little demon at the Dam!"

Heize said, "Not a single rhyme!"

"Exactly!" Xiaoxiaoyan added. "Just that little bit of talent!"

Heize said, "Since you two are done, I have a few words to say!"

Just then, Li Yishu's phone rang.

Li Yishu said, "Commander, wait a second, I need to take a call. I'm muting my mic!"

Heize said, "Take your call, I'll speak later!"

Li Yishu took off his headset and immediately answered: "Hello, Auntie Feather?"

"You brat, who are you calling Auntie Feather?" A sticky, nasal voice came from the other end of the line—it was the landlady.

"Uh?" Li Yishu said, "Auntie!"

The landlady said, "Little Tree, the drain at Auntie's place is clogged, it's so uncomfortable. Come over and clear it for me!"

"Auntie, it's so late!" Li Yishu said, "Let's do it another day, another day!"

Landlady: "What 'another day'? Get over here and fix this drain. Once it's done, I still have to play Delta with my daughter!"

Li Yishu: "Uh..."

In the livestream, Xiaoxiaoyan lowered his voice: "Commander, little Yishu didn't mute his mic!"

"I heard it all!" Heize said. "Auntie Feather, clearing the drain!"

Xiaoxiaoyan said, "See, I told you he wasn't serious. Little Yishu is in deep trouble. We need to interrogate him properly later!"