Chapter 58: Li Yishu the True Pedicurist, I Can Catch Your AWP Bullets Anytime

Li Yishu said earnestly, "I think that being in a relationship requires focus. You shouldn't be fickle!"

"Huh?" He Ze chuckled. "Bro, why do you sound like Little Throat possessed you?"

Just as he finished speaking, Little Throat initiated a voice call with He Ze once again.

The moment the call connected, Little Throat roared, "Commander, I'm back! Took a cold shower, feeling refreshed and revitalized!"

"Too fast, go wash three more times!" He Ze hung up the call immediately.

In the live stream chat room:

Cheese and Strawberries: "Little Throat is truly impossible to kill. He pops back up out of nowhere anytime, anywhere!"

Faraway Spicy Hot Noodles Boy: "Little Throat and Little Yishu are natural enemies. One feeds at the very start, while the other crouch-crawls all the way to the extraction point!"

Love is a Hero's Tear: "These two are definitely the undercover worm and the fledgling chick beside the Commander!"

Good Brothers Sleep Together: "Little Throat, send your selfie over! Let me inspect it for you!"

Men Haters Club: "Bro upstairs, you have some truly heavy tastes. DM me!"

At this moment, the three of them maintained a writhing formation.

Li Yishu crawled in front.

He Ze was in the middle, and Wang Yuyao brought up the rear.

The three of them were connected head-to-toe.

On the second floor of the floating platform, chaos reigned with fierce bombardment.

Luna and Wyvern successively let out miserable screams.

Next, Red Wolf could be heard running wildly with his ultimate active.

The footsteps grew closer and closer, practically brushing against them.

He Ze said, "Little Yishu, someone's here!"

"Commander, don't panic!" Li Yishu said, "Even if they're right in our faces, as long as we don't move, Red Wolf won't be able to spot us!"

"Huh?" He Ze: "This..."

Just as he finished speaking, Red Wolf ran over to the edge of the glass wall to pop a healing syringe, while keeping an eye on the stairway for any movement.

Li Yishu popped his head out halfway, catching sight of Red Wolf healing himself.

Meanwhile, He Ze could only see half of a black boot.

He Ze said, "Bro, are we not going to attack yet?"

Li Yishu replied, "Commander, we must save where we can and spend where we must. I'm going to trim his toenails!"

"Huh?" He Ze was dumbfounded: "Are you going to trim his toenails with a knife?"

"That's right!" Li Yishu slowly crawled toward Red Wolf.

Red Wolf, fully focused on healing and scanning for enemies, remained completely oblivious to the commotion behind him.

Having crawled right up to Red Wolf's heels, Li Yishu swung his knife frantically.

"Ah!"

With a miserable shriek, Red Wolf collapsed straight to the ground and turned into a loot box.

He Ze: "What the actual fuck?"

Wang Yuyao: "Oh my god?"

In the live stream chat room:

FBI: "What the hell kind of operation is this? That's somewhat hard on the eyes!"

Haozai: "No way, Tree Bro, you actually went for a pedicure!"

Qingfeng Mingyue: "This confirms it beyond a doubt—Little Yishu's day job is a pedicure technician!"

Who Says We Aren't Happy Now: "Seriously, Red Wolf must have been scared half to death watching the replay—a shield dog crawling right up behind him just to trim his nails!"

Wang Xiqin: "Certified Pedicure Technician - Nicolas Yishu!"

Heart of Africa Hurry: "I can smell Red Wolf's stinky feet right through the screen!"

Love Pedicures for Aunties: "Drop the pedicure parlor code, thanks streamer!"

At this moment, Wang Yuyao, reading the bullet chats, piped up: "Drop the pedicure parlor code? Commander, is there such a thing as a pedicure code?"

"Uh?" He Ze fell silent.

Li Yishu said, "Commander, there's only one person left on the field!"

"That's right, bro!" He Ze said, "Shall we continue being focused?"

Li Yishu said, "I think we can do this: I'll pop my ultimate and go down to check out the situation, and the two of you can loot the boxes first!"

"Huh?" He Ze said, "I've become a boss too?"

"Naturally, Commander!" Li Yishu stood up immediately and activated his ultimate skill.

He Ze said, "Then we won't stand on ceremony!"

"You bet!" Li Yishu immediately jabbed a pink stimulant into his thigh, hoisted his shield, and sprinted wildly toward the lower floor.

Meanwhile, Haotian, hiding on the second floor, had already fully recovered his status.

He continuously used his AWP to observe the situation upstairs through the stairway gaps.

"Let me explain to the brothers why I was able to snipe flying Wyvern the moment he poked his head out!"

"If the three of them had kept spamming utility items, I definitely wouldn't have exposed myself!"

"But the moment Wyvern activated his jetpack, it meant the enemy team was about to rush!"

"At that point, at most two people would be leading the charge; all three wouldn't dare charge together, or they'd all get pierced through!"

"Even if it were two people, the enemy still wouldn't dare spam utility because they might blow up their own teammates!"

"Therefore, this was the exact moment I could peek sideways!"

"Some brothers are saying I'm wallhacking. If you've ever played Wyvern, you'd know that Wyvern loves flying in the sky!"

"When Luna saw Wyvern go down, she was bound to run, so I immediately switched weapons and swept her down."

Even though Haotian explained it very clearly, endless skepticism continued to fill the live stream chat room.

Glad to Have You: "Wyvern is an absolute legend too, directly using his face to catch bullets with his jetpack."

Sincerity is the Ultimate Killer: "To be honest, Haotian, are you scripting? Explanations are just cover-ups!"

Dungeoneering Newbie: "Wyvern's movement path was like the Tathagata Buddha's palm strike, yet you flicked him down with a single sniper shot. Who's going to believe that?"

Turtle King Supreme: "That shot just now was seriously god-tier, I'm starting to doubt things a bit!"

Mubai: "A bunch of morons are still bootlicking. This is blatantly hacking, alright!"

Dare to Hit Me: "If he's not hacking, I'll personally eat the shit of all ten thousand people in this live stream!"

Haotian glanced at the chat and immediately retorted, "Don't run off, the guy betting on eating shit. Once I kill this shield dog, I'll make sure you're stuffed full!"

In the live stream chat room:

Old Troll: "Holy shit, doesn't Haotian need to farm sports cars and watch computers today?"

Haotian is a Dog: "Are we saying Haotian found his conscience and stopped scamming fans into gifting sports cars?"

Love to Argue: "@Dare to Hit Me, bro, you're truly blessed. I've had a bad stomach all day!"

Cure for Trolls: "@Dare to Hit Me, bro, I haven't been to the restroom in three days. Wait for me, I'm going to buy an enema right now!"

What's Your Tier: "I'm dying of laughter. If you guys are all like this, I'm heading to the bathroom too!"

Dare to Hit Me: "Why are you all bluffing? Do you dare let us inspect your hardware setup?"

At this moment, Haotian spoke up again: "Don't rush. Once I kill the shield dog, never mind inspecting my hardware, you can even inspect the clothes on my back, I'll let you look at all of it!"

"Thump! Thump! Thump!" Heavy footsteps slowly closed in.

Haotian stood right on the second floor, holding his AWP and holding an angle with a sideways peek.

Right at that moment, Li Yishu rushed down with his shield raised.

The two of them locked eyes.

Haotian immediately pulled the trigger, while Li Yishu executed a reverse bunny-hop.

"Bang!"

The AWP bullet smashed straight into the shield.

"What the fuck!" Haotian was stunned: "This shield dog actually knows how to play!"

The only way to damage a shield dog was through the glass observation port.

Once the glass observation port was shattered, it was an instant headshot.

With Haotian's marksmanship, a single shot to shatter the observation port, followed by an immediate switch to the M14, would allow him to effortlessly spray down the opponent's head.

However, Li Yishu leaped forward, using his shield to catch the bullet squarely.

His timing was calculated down to the millisecond.

It was completely god-tier reaction time.

Seeing that his opponent had retreated his head back behind cover, Li Yishu immediately turned on his voice chat to taunt him.

"Alright, stop making a fool of yourself here!"

"Go on home, at least you'll keep your life!"

"Have you figured out what to carve on your tombstone yet?"

In Haotian's live stream chat room:

Dare to Hit Me: "I'm dead, out of ideas now, aren't you?"

Mubai: "A shield dog will teach every single cheater how to behave!"

Girl-Slaying Demon: "The enemy shield dog is also a ruthless guy, ran into a real pro!"

Falling Flowers Like Fine Rain: "Haotian's logic was crystal clear, but the moment he met a shield dog, he turned brain dead!"

Time to Betray: "A shield dog popping their ultimate isn't scary; what's scariest is when they turn on voice chat to taunt you. That's the most fatal part!"