Chapter 69: Li Yishu Fishing in Place, Diudiu's Mother is Truly Amazing

As the sound of the zipline faded, the cunning Wyvern stood right in front of Li Yishu, looking fresh and pristine.

The two locked eyes, and everything went without saying.

"Puff!"

In a moment of desperation, the Wyvern directly activated a backward thruster.

This caused Li Yishu's shield bash to hit nothing.

However, the Wyvern had already fallen to the bottom of the pit and turned into a death crate.

"Bro, what is the meaning of this?" Li Yishu asked, somewhat dazed.

Inside the live broadcast room:

Momo: "What the hell? What kind of operation is this?"

Wangzai Old Mantou: "Rather die by thruster than suffer the humiliation of a shield dog!"

Don't Eat Pork Head: "Well done, majestic dragon! Such a heroic death!"

Auntie Needs Recharging: "Bro, you've really saved face for all Wyvern players!"

Professional Sewer Repairman: "Brothers, is it possible the Wyvern got scared, pressed the wrong button, and failed to thrust to the left or right?"

Shortly after, the chat barrage in the stream transformed.

Aside from strings of "hahaha," it was all filled with "I'm dying of laughter."

No one mourned the Wyvern anymore.

Meanwhile, gunshots were ringing out chaotically upstairs in the CEO suite.

Li Yishu stepped forward to inspect the Combat Medic's crate.

Rocket fuel was still stuffed inside the bag, and the blade server remained within the oil tank.

Li Yishu didn't have a backpack; even if he used the Medic's, it couldn't hold two top-tier red items.

"Brothers, I don't blame the Medic for hesitating. Whoever runs into this situation has a headache!"

Li Yishu simply left the rocket fuel right beside the Medic's crate.

He only took a few surgical kits.

Then, after unequipping his shield, he crouched back inside the oil tank.

Inside the live broadcast room:

Commander Riding Little Swallow: "What kind of tactic is this? Leaving the blade server right next to the crate?"

I Love Looting: "Are you flexing your wealth?"

Corn Oil: "There are still two crates at the bottom of the big pit, and you're not even looting them? I can't hold it in much more!"

Doghead Sheckov: "Little Yishu, you are truly a dog!"

Brother Wei: "To be honest, brothers, I'm getting a bit anxious!"

Li Yishu said, "Brothers, don't panic. Neither Red Wolf nor Wyvern had large backpacks to hold two red items. Let's wait for the next destined team!"

At this moment, the bombing inside the CEO suite was still ongoing.

The classic combination of Wyvern, Red Wolf, and Luna was trapped inside.

Red Wolf kept tossing hand cannons outside to suppress the enemies.

Meanwhile, Luna was cooking instant-detonation grenades and hurling them out.

Red Wolf and Luna were each more fierce than the last.

As for the Wyvern, it was just lying on the ground looting crates.

The Wyvern doing the looting was none other than the Douyin female streamer Diudiu.

Her daily streams involved COSplaying as Mai Xiaowen, blessed with a sweet voice and stunning looks.

She always talked a big game about aggressive assaults, but acted like a coward every single day.

Because solo matchmaking was too slow, she queued up randomly with stranger teammates and muted her mic at the start of the match.

Her two teammates were beasts; they wiped an entire squad right at the beginning, and after the three of them pushed up to the CEO suite, they wiped yet another squad.

Before they even had time to loot, another squad arrived outside.

Red Wolf and Luna were firing wildly for suppression, while only Diudiu was busy looting crates.

Diudiu told her fans in the stream, "Babies, my two teammates are so strong. All I can do is loot the crates for them!"

Just as she finished speaking, Red Wolf's voice came over the mic: "Wait a minute, bro, how come playing Wyvern makes you look like a freaking Wyvern-worm? You don't join the fight, but when it comes to looting, you're faster than anyone else!"

Luna also chimed in, "I'm really pissed off right now, you figure out what to do!"

Inside Diudiu's stream:

I Am The Supreme Being: "Is Diudiu still laughing?"

Dazed: "She was just praising her teammates, and now she's getting chewed out!"

January Has Meow: "Turn on voice chat quickly and make them call you 'Mommy'!"

Old Zhu Assembles: "Let's be real, Xiao Diu, are you still muting your mic?"

91 Little Frog: "Turn on the mic fast! I'm waiting to see their expressions change!"

***

At that moment, Diudiu immediately opened her team microphone.

"I'm sorry, babies. Don't be mad, I won't loot anymore!"

Red Wolf, who was just about to throw a hand cannon, abruptly switched to his knife: "Uh..."

Luna also pulled back his cooking grenade: "It's a little sister?"

Diudiu immediately said, "You babies were so amazing just now, charging straight into the CEO suite and wiping a whole squad!"

"It was alright, just alright!" Red Wolf said with a chuckle.

Luna immediately spoke up, "If little sister's crouching cannon hadn't blasted two of them, we wouldn't have won that fight for sure!"

"That's right, that's right, little sister is amazing too!" Luna added.

Red Wolf said, "Loot, loot, loot away! Loot whatever you want, leave the rest to us!"

Diudiu stood up and dropped a few small gold items to both Red Wolf and Luna.

"Oh my!" Red Wolf laughed and said, "Little sister, what are you doing?"

"Yeah, no need to be so polite!" Red Wolf also chimed in.

Diudiu said, "Babies were busy fighting and had no time to loot. I just organized the supplies for you and brought them over!"

"Ah!" Red Wolf stuttered, "My bad, my bad, I wronged little sister!"

Luna said, "Little sister, you're too kind. Keep this, your big brother doesn't want it!"

Inside Diudiu's stream:

Space Catwalk: "I'm dead. How harshly they scolded her just now is how fiercely they're sucking up to her now!"

Soft Everyday: "Did Red Wolf's fake teeth fall out from laughing?"

You Horny Bastard: "Red Wolf dropped his dentures and started stuttering directly!"

Good Son: "Mommy, did I just get two more younger brothers?"

Tauren: "Calling her a worm just now, but now you know to call her a good sister?"

At this point, Diudiu spoke again: "I just got a tank from the crate. Which of you two wants it?"

Red Wolf: "No, no!"

"You take it and stuff it in your safe box!" Luna said. "Open the door in a minute, blast your crouching cannon, charge right in, and wipe them!"

Diudiu immediately asked, "Babies, are your legs going numb?"

"Mommy!" Red Wolf blurted out.

Luna couldn't hold it together anymore: "What the fuck, bro, you're simping way too hard!"

Red Wolf: "I..."

Diudiu dropped the tank right at Red Wolf's feet: "Baby, hold this for me, please!"

Red Wolf said, "Thank you, Mommy!"

Inside Diudiu's stream:

Good Son: "What the hell, why are we rewarding Red Wolf?"

Little Bag: "Diudiu, you can't do this!"

Half a Slipper: "Let's be honest, did Red Wolf do that on purpose, or was it an accident?"

Is Your Bed Big Enough?: "This Red Wolf is so obedient! Could he be a Valorant player?"

I Can Be a Dog Too: "No way, I can call you Mommy too, just give me the tank!"

Suddenly, the door to the CEO suite was kicked open.

A long smoke grenade was deployed inside.

Red Wolf shouted, "The enemy is pushing!"

Luna said, "Little sister, hide! Leave the rest to me!"

The next second, two enemy Wyverns jumped-peeped into the room, using the smoke as cover and spraying wildly to the left.

The four of them engaged in a frantic gunfight, and in the end, three Wyverns hit the floor.

Only a heavily damaged Luna remained standing.

Red Wolf: "Mommy, save me quickly, I'm not gonna make it!"

"Don't move!" Luna said. "The Medic crawled in!"

Diudiu was lying flat right by the door, terrified that once the smoke cleared, the Medic would fire and finish off the low-health Luna.

Almost simultaneously, Diudiu fired and mowed down the Medic.

"Holy shit!" Luna exclaimed. "I'm still alive?"

Diudiu immediately shut the door and went to revive Luna first: "Baby, did I do okay?"

Luna said, "Mommy is amazing!"

Red Wolf: "Mommy is the best!"

Inside Diudiu's stream:

Obviously: "Damn, stubborn Luna finally bowed his head!"

***

Old Straight Man: "Let's ask, does anyone in this game actually call someone Mommy?"

Pity Me: "I've never run into a little sister like that!"

Wishing for Mommy: "If I ever run into one, I couldn't help but shout Mommy either!"

Lucky Star: "Brothers, that's a trap, how can you guys fall for it?"

Soon, Diudiu got both teammates back up on their feet.

Diudiu said, "Babies, you go loot the crates first!"

"No way!" Luna said. "Mommy has to loot first!"

"Absolutely!" Red Wolf agreed. "We'll stand guard, Mommy loots!"

"Thank you, babies, you're so sweet!" Diudiu immediately went prone on the ground to loot.

Red Wolf and Luna stood guard with their rifles facing the walls, looking utterly blissful.

While looting, Diudiu said, "Babies, we killed a solo runner in the cell area, and two squads in the CEO suite. The drop-bag extraction is gone, so there should only be Buoyancy's squad left on the map, right?"

"That's right!" Luna said. "Buoyancy was fighting earlier!"

"Mommy loot first, I'll go check the Buoyancy hallway!" Red Wolf finished speaking, slid right out of the CEO suite, and headed straight for the top floor of Buoyancy.

He then crouched on the ladder to observe the situation below.

As soon as Red Wolf aimed down his scope, he spotted a crate right beside the aviation container.

Next to the crate was something dark and bulky.

"What the hell is going on?" Red Wolf muttered.

Diudiu asked, "Baby, what's wrong?"

Red Wolf replied, "There's a crate below Buoyancy, and it looks like there's a top-tier red item next to it!"

Luna said, "Never mind that, the last squad is definitely camping the extraction switch. Let's finish the CEO mission first, then go wipe them!"

"I'm going down to take a look, looks like a blade server!" Red Wolf said.

Diudiu said, "Baby, be careful, okay?"

"Don't worry!" Red Wolf stood up again, constantly using his scope to check other areas.

Confirming no one was ambushing him, he cleared the staircase step-by-step down to the Buoyancy room.

Soon, Red Wolf dropped down onto the first oil tank.

Seeing that the small safe had already been looted, he immediately jumped onto the second oil tank.

"Holy shit, it really is a blade server!" Red Wolf said. "How can someone fight and not even loot their crates?"

Unable to resist the temptation, Red Wolf jumped right onto the container and instantly scooped the blade server into his backpack.

Then he glanced down at the bottom of the big pit.

"Two more crates? Did they fall down and die of fall damage during the fight?"

Right after, Red Wolf used the zipline to slide down for the loot.

Meanwhile, Li Yishu, crouching inside the oil tank, slowly stood up and raised his shield.

Inside the live broadcast room:

Three Three Equals Wine: "The hunting hour has begun!"

Swearing Not to Stay Up Late: "Who the hell is this guy? He didn't even check inside the oil tank! Just jumped straight down to loot!"

Yan Shao's Puppy: "This bro is blessed indeed, getting to go down and become a crate!"

Brother Wei: "Here it comes, here it comes, it's finally here!"

Doesn't Like Beer (Eaten Shit): "I saw this episode earlier!"

Holding his shield, Li Yishu walked right up to the zipline.

Through the observation window, he saw a Red Wolf down below, happily looting away.

"Bro, do I even exist in your eyes?"

Down below, Red Wolf remained completely oblivious, absorbed in his feast.

"Good, good, good!" Li Yishu said. "You just keep eating. I'll wait for you a little longer, saves me the trouble of going down later!"

Inside the live broadcast room:

Nine-Patterned Dragon: "Damn, waiting right here for him!"

Dreaming of Flight: "So he was waiting for a destined donor to help him organize his backpack?"

Large Cup of Milk: "I've seen trash pickers, but I've never seen someone let the enemy help organize their inventory!"

Little Bo: "When this Red Wolf climbs back up with his loot, he's gonna get scared to death!"

Brother Wei: "Greed is the original sin!"