Chapter 135: The Day of Dragon Spirit's Catastrophe

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After staying in that firewood storage room for nearly half an hour, since no one came in and we were a bit afraid to leave, we just stayed inside. Half an hour later, Xiao Xi and I stepped out and saw a rather amusing sight.

The sight was Ye Shuang, Zhao Tianxiang, and Lin Qiang tied up with ropes, resembling a real-life Jesus figure, their mouths sealed with tape. I couldn’t help but burst into laughter. Although they were making muffled sounds, “Mmm mmm mmm…” Xiao Xi said, “Brother Long, you should untie them.”

I laughed and said, “You go ahead, haha!”

After Xiao Xi freed them, Ye Shuang ran up to me, tears streaming down his face, and said, “Brother, you’re so heartless! When I was in trouble, you didn’t even help me, sob sob sob.”

I replied, “That’s what you get for sneaking around watching others bathe.”

Zhao Tianxiang, slightly angry, said, “You seem to be the first one watching, though.”

I said, “You guys made me watch! Besides, I didn’t even get a good look before you untied me…”

Before I could finish, Xiao Xi suddenly said, “Brother Long, the teacher’s here!”

“Damn it! Run!” Lin Qiang shouted, disappearing without a trace. We all scattered and ran.

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I ran back to the dormitory, planning to take a shower and go to bed. But as soon as I entered my room, I smelled something. I sniffed and thought, “Alcohol?” I was puzzled—who was drinking? Walking in, I saw Huan Yue lying on her bed, clutching her stuffed toy, sound asleep. Her face, usually pale and beautiful, was now flushed red, looking inexplicably adorable.

As I got closer, I noticed the strong smell of alcohol coming from her, and beside the bed was a box of beer bottles—all empty. “She sure can drink!” I couldn’t help but admire her. Boldly, I gently touched her forehead and cheek; both were burning hot.

“Sure enough! She’s drunk!” After checking, I sighed. I was familiar with this situation; Ye Shuang often got drunk. He couldn’t hold his liquor but liked to show off, always needing me to carry him back when he passed out, or else he’d end up sleeping on the street.

Huan Yue actually had a liking for drinking. Most girls wouldn’t enjoy that, right? What was the reason? Never mind, I decided to go shower. “Ugh!” Huan Yue suddenly burped drunkenly and tossed the blanket off herself.

I quickly bent down and covered her again, about to turn around when suddenly,

“I… I… you guys are mean! Dragon Spirit, please drive them away…” She seemed to be talking in her sleep, dreaming about me—how peculiar.

“Dragon Spirit, thank you. You… you know… I like you.”

“What?” I was startled, stepping back several paces. My face flushed, and my heart started pounding wildly. “This… this is way too weird.”

I shook my head hard and rushed into the bathroom, hoping the hot water would cool my overheated brain. After showering, I lay down on the bed.

“Uh! Dragon… Dragon Spirit! I like you. I want to be with you!” Huan Yue’s sleep-talking left me both amused and embarrassed. I covered myself tightly and forced myself to sleep. After some time, I finally drifted off.

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The next morning, the sun shone brightly. I got up, brushed my teeth, and washed my face. I saw Huan Yue still sleeping, but her words from last night came to mind, making me blush. I shook my head vigorously, telling myself to forget it. Then I noticed the clothes I had changed out of yesterday hadn’t been washed, so I decided to toss them in the washing machine. But I found that the machine wasn’t running—what was going on? I had a question mark over my head. Trying other appliances, I realized the power was out!

Such a situation first thing in the morning. However, seeing there was a wooden basin and washboard in the bathroom, I decided to wash the clothes by hand. But just as I grabbed those items and headed to the big water basin downstairs, something unexpected happened…

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“This water is so cold, and these light, flimsy clothes are so hard to wash. Why am I doing this?” I sighed, recalling what happened about five minutes earlier.

At that moment, I pushed open the door and saw two girls standing at my doorway—no, three—and one of them was Xia Tian, wearing a strange expression.

I asked, “Xia Tian, who are they?”

Xia Tian said, “Your enemies.”

“Enemies… could it be…” My face darkened. Two girls, both wearing sleeveless white shirts, said, “Wei Weilong, or should I say Long Ling, you refuse the path to heaven but barge into hell.”

The other girl, dressed in gray sportswear, said, “We’ve searched the whole world for you; never expected you'd come to us willingly. Truly, breaking iron shoes to no avail, finding you here without any effort.”

Then both said together, “You must make it up to us properly!”

I forced a smile and said, “Make it up?”

Xia Tian said, “You figure it out yourselves,” then darted away like a flash.

I said, “Ladies, what exactly do you want?” These were my enemies, Shouhu and Yinyue. I went on, “Do we know your names?”

“Sure. I’m Chen Shouhu, the Guardian in the game, the one you nearly kissed against her will!”

“I’m Lin Yue, game ID Silver Moon, the one you teased.”

“Because of the harm you caused us, you must compensate us today,” they said in unison.

My head was spinning. I began to regret what I had done. I said, “Fine, what do you want?”

Shouhu pulled out a basket of clothes and said, “Because of what you did to us, you must wash all the clothes we changed out of yesterday!”

“All of them?”

“That’s right,” Lin Yue said.

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I asked, “Is washing these clothes enough to settle everything between us?”

Shouhu said, “Don’t be so optimistic. This is just the start. We still have a long way to go, so take it slow.”

Lin Yue nodded.

That was how I ended up washing a huge pile of girls’ underwear downstairs. Honestly, guys don’t usually get to see such things, and with so many beautiful girls around me, it felt like paradise for any guy.

After spending most of the day washing and drying those hard-to-clean clothes, drenched in sweat, I noticed a huge stone basin to my left, propped up on some stones. I had an interesting idea.

I decided to boil water and bathe. I’d wanted to do this for a long time, and now I could finally make it happen. There’s nothing more comfortable than bathing after a hard day—boiling water, taking off clothes, soaking in the warm water. I sighed with relief.

The bright sunshine and warm water instantly washed away all my fatigue. Suddenly, “Long Ling!” A cute-faced girl appeared before me. I immediately lowered my posture, blushing, and said, “Who… who are you?”

She said, “How come you’re done so quickly? I’m Guang Zhiya!”

“Guang Zhiya?! Oh, it’s you. What’s up?” I asked.

Guang Zhiya said, “What are you doing?”

“Taking a bath.”

Guang Zhiya smiled, “Nice! Since the power is out today, I was worried about where to bathe. Why don’t we bathe together?”

“Well, okay… just kidding,” I closed my eyes and said instinctively.

When I opened them again, Guang Zhiya had already stripped and jumped in.

I quickly closed my eyes and said, “W-wait… this isn’t very appropriate…”

Guang Zhiya said, “Don’t worry, no one else is here. By the way, I’ll go get Sister Huan to join us.”

“Ah! You mean… Huan Yue… together…” I stammered.

“Why call me?” Huan Yue’s voice suddenly sounded. Through the steam, I saw her slowly walk over. Guang Zhiya quickly jumped out, stripped Huan Yue, and tossed her in like a bomb.

“What… what am I supposed to do now?” I felt my head turning to mush. God! Lord! Why are there suddenly two girls in my “bath”? And barely dressed at that! Calm down, calm down, calm down! Don’t think weird thoughts. Stay calm and nothing will happen. Yes, as long as I stay calm…

Suddenly, I noticed Huan Yue’s head resting on my shoulder. Her eyes were closed, her rosy cheeks looked incredibly enticing, yet she seemed to be asleep. At that moment, I began to feel my body losing control, just like when soaking in the hot springs with Amaterasu in the game. But that was the game; this is reality.

What should I do? Today is truly my day of disaster!